Unfortunately yours

Niobe's blog today is featuring a meme where you Google your name + unforunately (Unfortunately Lori...). (I did a similar meme once on a message board, using "Lori wants.")Some pretty weird (& hilarious results). Here are some of the results I got:

• Unfortunately, Lori's health remains delicate due to the very harsh conditions she endured during the early years of her incarceration ...
• Unfortunately, Lori fell in love with her doctor, a healer named Ronal who loved her in return, though he may only have wanted to spawn her brains.
• Unfortunately, Lori fell for Mark's deceptions, and he plucked her up out of her world, and wove her within his complex web of lies.
• Unfortunately, Lori was discovered early Sunday morning.
• Unfortunately Lori cannot keep the dog, so the owner needs to be found quickly.
• Unfortunately, Lori, there are no real noxious weed laws in Oklahoma. This drives the Kansas borderlands neighbors crazy.
• Unfortunately Lori won't be able to make it this year due to her very large pregnant belly ;) (twin girls for those of you who haven't heard!) (Ummm, definitely NOT true!!)
• Unfortunately Lori, that is probably quite true. (No. It's not. Really.)
• Unfortunately, Lori's is not able to ship orders to P.O. Boxes.
• Unfortunately, Lori was not an approved "Relocation Agent."
• Unfortunately, Lori, they were sitting behind me and bolted during the standing ovation.
• Unfortunately Lori has not blogged in a long while. (Hey, I just posted earlier tonight... AND yesterday...!)
• Unfortunately, Lori has now disappeared from the Web. (Yoo hoo, over here...)
• Unfortunately, Lori’s jet-setting big-city life isn’t what she dreamed it would be.
• Unfortunately, Lori had turned to alcohol and marijuana to escape the emotional pain she carried.
• Unfortunately, Lori cannot overpower the swarm of burly bodyguards surrounding the mobster, in spite of her formable fighting prowess.
• Unfortunately, Lori and I hadn't spoken in many years but I was very happy to be able to take part in her wedding day.
• Unfortunately, Lori has retired from being the Director of Fan Relations as of Spring 1998.
• Unfortunately Lori doesn't play any of the music on this CD.
• Unfortunately, Lori is not, at present, supported by any record label, and had to raise finances to fund this album by herself.
• Unfortunately Lori passed away in October 2005 leaving a huge loss in the schnauzer community.
• Unfortunately, Lori, you are experiencing what we call a flare-up.
• Unfortunately, Lori just wants to be friends (without benefits).
• Unfortunately, Lori, my dear Packer-loving friend, these socks were made ESPECIALLY for my feet.
• Unfortunately, Lori seems to have forgotten how rough it was the first time she married a prisoner.
• Unfortunately, Lori never really attained the stardom she so richly deserved (and never posed naked).
• Unfortunately, Lori won't be here since she will be presenting at the Soap Guild Conference in Palm Springs, but studio assistant Debbie will be here
• Unfortunately, Lori and I foolishly put our faith and trust in two strangers who apparently didn't understand what should have been a simple change.
• Unfortunately, Lori (now the proud owner of my old smartphone) has had some difficulty docking the phone into the cradle.
• Unfortunately Lori's and She Hulk's visit turns sour when the fearsome terrorist group HYDRA leads a daring raid inside the Baxter Building.
• Unfortunately, lori's werewolf tf has already started.
• Unfortunately Lori it's not that simple.

(I have to admit, I cheated, in part -- I found some of these on another blog. Click over there for some hilarious side commentary.)

Let me know if you do the meme yourself -- I'd love to see what you've come up with!