LOL...

This gem from Lynn Crosbie in the Globe & Mail had me cracking up on the homeward bound train tonight:

"I was excited to read the new issue of the Star magazine, which boasts, on its cover, “ASHTON CAUGHT CHEATING ON DEMI – with sexy young blonde.” Excited, because this Enquirer-owned tabloid has become so bland of late; so pathologically obsessed with babies and “bumps” that I had started to fantasize it was being run by the deranged twin gynecologists who inspired Cronenberg’s Dead Ringers."