Saturday, June 28, 2025

"Mania: Tartan, Turmoil and My Life as a Bay City Roller" by Stuart "Woody" Wood

If you've been reading my blog for a while, you might remember that I spent 2-3 years of my teenaged life in the mid/late 1970s in the thrall of... the Bay City Rollers (lol).  Next August (2026) will mark (big GULP) 50 (!!!) years (!!!)  since my sister, two of our best friends and I screamed ourselves silly at a Rollers concert, along with about 12,000 other hysterical teenaged girls, at the old arena in Winnipeg. (You can find my past posts about the Rollers here.) 

In recent years, I've read several books about the band -- some better than others -- including memoirs by two members of the classic lineup (bassist Alan Longmuir and lead singer Les McKeown -- both sadly gone now, as well as Ian Mitchell, who replaced Alan). (The links go to my blog reviews of their books.) 

Now it's guitarist Stuart "Woody" Wood's turn to tell his side of the Rollers' story (with the help of collaborator Peter Stoneman). Woody was my favourite -- the man I wanted to marry when I was 15 (lol)  -- and although I am now happily married to someone else (and so is he -- and coincidentally, they don't have any kids either), I could not resist hunting down a copy when I first heard about it on his Facebook page. "Mania:  Tartan, Turmoil and My Life as a Bay City Roller" is not yet available in North America -- and to have one shipped over from the UK would have been ridiculously expensive -- but I was able to get my hands on an e-copy last Tuesday, a few days after it was published on June 19th, and dove right in.  :)  It was a fast read that kept me turning the pages. (Obviously, your mileage may vary, depending on your interest in the band!)

Woody, now 68 years old (the same age as the guy I actually did marry) was still just 16 years old and (as he describes it) "wet behind the ears" when he joined the band in 1974 -- the last of the classic lineup to be added. A poor student prone to daydreaming, he had dropped out of school to train as an apprentice electrician, and had been playing guitar in local bands (in Edinburgh, Scotland) for a couple of years when Tam Paton, the Rollers' uber-controlling manager, spotted him. He was first invited to work part-time as a roadie for the Rollers, and eventually to join them when another member dropped out. 

The Rollers were the hottest band in Edinburgh then -- and their weekly salary was double what Woody had been making as an apprentice electrician -- so he accepted -- just as the Rollers started taking off nation-wide, on the strength of their single "Remember."  Soon afterward, "Rollermania" -- which many compared to Beatlemania, a decade-plus earlier -- was under way, spreading to North America, Australia, Japan and beyond.  Young Woody was thrust into a relentless schedule of touring, playing night after night after night (more than 300 days in 1975) to increasingly larger audiences of screaming teenaged girls -- then fleeing them after the show -- plus press interviews, photo sessions, television and radio performances and interviews, writing and recording sessions.... Tam fed them "vitamins" to keep their energy levels up, and then other pills to help them sleep. They toured the world, but their fame was such that they didn't actually get to see very much of it. Trapped in their hotel rooms, they could not go out for a walk, or into shops or pubs, etc., without attracting a hysterical mob.  Even the Wood family home was besieged by fans ringing the doorbell day and night and leaving graffiti on the walls. Woody's parents eventually had to move. 

In Toronto in the summer of 1976 -- a few weeks before I saw them in Winnipeg -- their limo was mobbed and nearly crushed when they tried to attend an interview at a local radio station (just a few blocks away from where I'd be living, a decade later!). That same summer, some 50,000 fans turned out to see them make a brief personal appearance at Nathan Phillips Square (Toronto city hall). It was a hot summer day; girls were fainting in the crush of the mob, and the Rollers were quickly whisked offstage and sped away for fears of everyone's safety. You can hear snippets from that day on the song "Yesterday's Hero" -- the album version, from their "Dedication" album. (Other versions cut out the crowd noises. Listen to the lyrics... oh, the irony...) 

“At that age you’re not so much scared as the adrenaline is in full flow. I’d be terrified if that were to happen now,” he writes.  

It's been a while since I read Alan & Les's memoirs -- but I feel like Woody's book was the best at capturing the mania of that chaotic time, and the personal and professional turmoil he and the others lived through. It's a book that lives up to its title and subtitle!  

It was fun at first, but after a while, the hectic lifestyle began to take a toll.  Inevitably, the mania began to fade. The hits stopped coming, the record company lost interest in promoting them, Tam's intense monitoring tapered off, drugs entered the picture, and the band members came to a dawning realization of the legal and financial mess they were in -- which eventually led to years of bitter legal battles. In 2016 -- more than 40 years after their heyday, and 300 million records sold -- the band members finally received a settlement for a undisclosed amount of money (believed to be in the range of  70,000 pounds sterling each -- don't quote me, but my calculations would put that at about $85,000 US in 2016).  

It was also probably inevitable that, thrust together under these incredibly stressful conditions, conflict would arise among the band members. Woody makes no secret of the longstanding mutual dislike between him and Les McKeown, although he does give Les full props as a first-rate frontman. He doesn't have a lot to say about drummer Derek Longmuir (Alan's younger brother), or Ian Mitchell, Pat McGlynn or Duncan Faure, all briefly part of the band. He admits to a few fistfights with Eric Faulkner -- but he respected Eric's musical abilities, and they lived on a farm together for a while, and wrote songs together, including a few of the Rollers' hits. His buddy in the band was Alan, who served as the best man at his 1997 wedding. They were sadly estranged before Alan's death in 2018, but his enduring affection for the man shines through the pages.  

Of Tam Paton, Woody confirms in an author's note at the beginning of the book that the man was as awful and abusive as it's been rumoured (the rumours include sexual abuse of at least some of the band members) -- but he refuses to go into lurid details here. “I moved on a long time ago and don’t want that beast to be any part of things concerning my life. I don’t need therapy; I have coped in my own way and have no need to spill my emotion,” he writes.

It's not all sad and serious stuff, though -- there are some passages that had me literally laughing out loud until my sides ached. And I loved the warm foreword written by Rod Stewart!  :)  

Les quit the band in 1978;  Duncan Faure was hired to replace him, and the band limped on for another few years before eventually calling it quits. Woody and Duncan teamed up with drummer Richie Hall in South Africa for a while as Karu, based in Los Angeles;  later he teamed up with Ian and spent five mostly happy years in South Africa in a band called Passengers, before returning home to Scotland in the early 1990s. 

Over the years, there were were several Roller reunions, featuring various combinations of past band members, but never the entire classic lineup. With encouragement from his wife, Denise, he got involved in playing and producing Celtic music and, until just recently, he was a part-time lecturer in music production at a local community college. 

Woody has owned the rights to the Bay City Rollers name since 2003 and, for the past several years, has been touring with a new version of the Rollers -- the lone member from the classic lineup still out there playing the old songs. He does it for the love of the music, and for the fans, and enjoys it a lot more than he has in a long time. His life has had a lot of ups and more than its share of downs -- but at heart, he's an optimist, a "glass half full" kind of guy. For all the records the Rollers sold, he's far from being a millionaire -- but he seems happy with his life today, and I hope he "keeps on rolling" as long as he wants to.  :)  

I closed the book with a smile -- then looked up some old clips on YouTube to link to here. And got a bit teary. It was so long ago now, and it was fun while it lasted...  

A solid 4 stars. (As I said above, your mileage may vary, depending on your interest in the band!)  

This was Book #20 read to date in 2025 (and Book #4 finished in June), bringing me to 44% of  my 2025 Goodreads Reading Challenge goal of 45 books. I am (for the moment, anyway...!) 2 books behind  schedule to meet my goal.  :)  You can find reviews of all my books read to date in 2025 tagged as "2025 books." 

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