I'M OK with babies. I mean, I don't want to possess one or anything, but they're nice for other people to have. (Except maybe for teens in Gloucester, Mass., but what are ya gonna do.)A woman after my own heart! ; ) Read the rest!
Unfortunately, though, when people have babies, a baby shower is inevitably on the horizon.
Now I'm not OK with baby showers, and the feeling is mutual. One even tried to kill me. More on that later.
My main problem with baby showers, aside from the aforementioned murder attempt, is the use of baby-shower games. They should be outlawed. They are annoying and infuriating. They are the entertainment version of waterboarding, and whoever thought of them should be held down and forced to listen to five hours of a Farmer Says See 'n Say, stuck on "cow."
Friday, July 11, 2008
One more fun news item...
I also found this article about baby showers from a childfree-by-choice perspective while Google News-ing "childless" or "childfree," & it made me laugh. Excerpt: